On passing the massive “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act” Speaker of
the House Paul Ryan insinuated the best way to get the most of the bill was to “get
fucked.”
Speaking in an interview after the bill passed, Paul Ryan
suggested the bill has lots of previsions for cutting taxes for families. “We
doubled the child credit. Have more
kids, get more off your taxes. I’ve done
my part. The baby boomers are retiring, we need to get birth rate up.”
There you have it America, do the patriotic thing. Go get
fucked. Get pregnant. It will take your
mind off the fucking you just got from half of congress.
It should be noted to
position of the Republican party is that only white people should have children.
People of color should maintain or lower their birth rates. We are actively discouraging people of color from
immigrating as a policy also. We are
pretty sure people of color don’t pay taxes and therefore don’t need their
taxes cut.