Trump has to embroider crib notes to remember who he is.

Controversy erupted over the President's use of crib notes in his listening session with victims of mass shootings Wednesday.  Pundits quickly seized on the use of rudimentary reminders to basically be empathetic and stay on topic. MSNBC and CNN quickly ran segments conjecturing on the possible meaning of the president's need for notes. 

In the fray, all networks and alternative news outlets failed to notice the "45" embroidered on the President's shirt cuffs.



When contacted by this blog for comment on the President's tailoring of the moment, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders issued the following statement:

"Use of notes for people in high visibility positions trying to accomplish tasks of extreme difficulty has a long tradition in our government.  Neil Armstrong, for instance, had his moon landing tasks printed on his spacesuit sleeve.  As you know the president has to juggle moon shot tasks on daily basis.  Its easy for him to forget who he is."